The Amazing Om

 ega 3 Producing Pig!

 This amazing pig shows us that we really can have our cake and eat it too! This genetically engineered pig was
 designed to produce omega 3 fatty acids, i.e. the "good" kind you get from fish. Apparently noone
 explained to these jokers that 9 times out of 10 people don't want to eat genetically modified foods
 no matter what the health officials tell them about it! Personally I recommend eating pork fromheritage foods.
 I buy it every few months and leave it in my freezer. Since my daughter is a vegetarian we only eat it
 every few weeks. After you've had some you won't go back to the "low-fat" pork from the grocery store,
 which will taste like cardboard after you try some pork the way it used to taste they started to mess with it.